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I am terrified of Vera Wang.

In Section: Paper Cuts Posted By: Joe Uchill

The following is an incredibly offputting TV spot for Vera Wang's Kohl's exclusive brand. I dare you to make less sense than this ad.


It's the same characters in a linear time frame, so it must be a cohesive story. But it's the unsettling Dadaist story of women who find a functional merry-go-round while wandering in the desert after taking a drive, a merry-go-round that, when ridden, causes the materialization of a plush couch.

What the hell just happened? What does it mean?

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Perhaps it means that the Vera Wang scarves will cause you to become entranced and buy the overscale costume jewelry, hats, and couches. I'm afraid, too.
 
 
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