Aug
15

Olympic opening ceremonies even faker than previously faked

In Section: Paper Cuts Posted By: Joe Uchill

As a display of national unity, China marched out children from its 56 ethnic groups as part of the increasingly fabricated opening ceremonies. Surprise! The children were all from the Han majority (90% of the population). To be fair, replacing all the ethnic groups with the majority would be a great way to create national unity.

This marks the third instance of the opening ceremonies punking its world audience, including NBC. Previously retracted: a lip-synching child singing a national hymn (chosen because the actual child wasn't pretty enough) and the fireworks display (digitally enhanced and previously recorded because creating awesome things live is really, really hard).

  • Currently 3.5/5 Stars.
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
 
 
..Search Shepherd Express
  • Tue
    2
  • Wed
    3
  • Thu
    4
  • Fri
    5
  • Sat
    6
  • Sun
    7
  • Mon
    8
Search in Events
2008-12-02 7pm
Film
Fall 2008 Human Trafficking Awareness Week Become Aware and Take Action Come Join Trafficking Ends with Action for Fall 2008 Human Trafficking Awareness Week. Monday Dec. 1st "Trafficking in South East Asia." Tuesday Dec. 2nd "Human Trafficking: Two Sides of the Same Coin." Thursday Dec. 4th "Gina Allende Speaks on Human Trafficking in Wisconsin." All events will be held in the UWM Fireside Lounge starting at 7pm an
Location: Central Milwaukee
..Search Shepherd Express