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Thursday, July 2,2009

Still Hazy After All These Years

The Fairly Detached Observers

By Frank Clines & Art Kumbalek
The Observers reconvened this week completely refreshed—Artie by a couple, three days of swatting insects in the Northwoods and Frank by 2,200 miles of driving...
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Wednesday, June 24,2009

Patching Up Some Loose Ends

The Fairly Detached Observers

By Frank Clines & Art Kumbalek
Astute sports commentary can get tiring, and the Observers felt the need to recharge. So this week Artie is up in the Northwoods and Frank is back East for a family wedding and other fun. But they stockpiled some dialogue so readers wouldn’t have to go blather-less. Frank: The Packers are...
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Wednesday, June 17,2009

Pitching In With Some Speculation

The Fairly Detached Observers

By Frank Clines & Art Kumbalek
Last year the Brewers made the playoffs for the first time in a generation, but it required a bold mid-season move that added CC Sabathia to the starting rotation. This year Sabathia is gone and the Brewers still can’t count on pitching help from the minor leagues. Will they need an ’09...
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Wednesday, June 10,2009

What’s the Count? Anything and Everything

By Frank Clines & Art Kumbalek
Numbers, numbers, numbers. Major-league baseball swims in them, and 21st-century technology makes it all too easy to raise the numerical sea level. The Observers love baseball numbers dearly, but the latest milestone got them wondering which stats are really worth the...
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Wednesday, June 3,2009

Proper Observance Is Only Fitting

The Fairly Detached Observers

By Frank Clines & Art Kumbalek
The Brewers passed the season’s 50-game milestone Sunday with a 5-2 victory that completed a sweep of Cincinnati. The Observers were on hand, and marking a milestone of their own. Artie: Three hours and three minutes for that game. Nowhere near my ideal of 2:24, or the 2:36...
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Wednesday, May 27,2009

The Wide, Wide World of Walkways

The Fairly Detached Observers

By Frank Clines & Art Kumbalek
The Observers played zone coverage again last week. Frank was on another New York visit, including a stop at the new Yankee Stadium, and Artie was at the home office monitoring the Bucks’ fortunes in the NBA draft lottery. Artie: So you’ve been to the new Cathedral of the Almighty...
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Wednesday, May 20,2009

An MVP at Stringing Us Along

The Fairly Detached Observers

By Frank Clines & Art Kumbalek
Five weeks have passed since the Milwaukee Bucks ended their season, and in that time the NBA has managed to get through two rounds of playoffs, producing conference finals of Orlando vs. Cleveland and Denver vs. the L.A. Lakers. It’s another five weeks until the NBA draft, and...
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Wednesday, May 13,2009

Doses of Dismay? Too Manny to Count

The Fairly Detached Observers

By Frank Clines & Art Kumbalek
Where will it end? Manny Ramirez has joined Alex Rodriguez on the list of baseball stars who have either tested positive for banned drugs or come under suspicion of using them. Not that the Observers are surprised. Artie: So Manny gets a 50-day suspension? Cripes, I wouldn’t mind...
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Wednesday, May 6,2009

Taking a Stance on Major Issues

The Fairly Detached Observers

By Frank Clines & Art Kumbalek
At last the Miller Park roof was open for the Milwaukee Brewers' 13th home game of the season. Beaming down on a 4-3 victory over Arizona were the sun and 44,000 fans, including the Observers. After zipping back Downtown on the No. 90 bus, they continued to bask and confab. Artie: Wow! The first pitch was at 1:07...
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Wednesday, April 29,2009

Whatever We’ll See, We’ll See

The Fairly Detached Observers

By Frank Clines & Art Kumbalek
The Observers split their forces for the first time in 2009, with Frank on a family visit to New York and Artie manning the central office in Milwaukee. They talked by phone after the first day of the NFL draft. Frank: The Big Apple media didn’t say much about the Packers’ top picks. How’d it go for the Green and Gold? Artie:...
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Wednesday, April 22,2009

Are You Ready for Some Folderol?

The Fairly Detached Observers

By Frank Clines & Art Kumbalek
Pro sports have no off-seasons, just times when they suspend the games to get to the really important stuff—deciding who’ll get paid how much by whom. Just as fans are getting focused on baseball, the NFL power-sweeps into the picture this weekend with the two-day extravaganza of its annual player draft. The...
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Wednesday, April 15,2009

Waiter, There’s a Flaw in Our Soup

The Fairly Detached Observers

By Frank Clines & Art Kumbalek
Pitching was the main concern for the Milwaukee Brewers this winter, and the question mark wasn't any smaller after the season's first week saw the Brewers go 2-4 against San Francisco and the hated Chicago Cubs. Most troubling were the two starts by Jeff Suppan, the top veteran after the departures of CC Sabathia and Ben Sheets. Suppan got bombed by the Giants and handed the Cubs three runs on bases-loaded walks Sunday night. With a $12.5 million salary...
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Wednesday, April 8,2009

Nice Work If You Can Get It

The Fairly Detached Observers

By Frank Clines & Art Kumbalek
Big-time sports isn’t recession-proof. Major League Baseball enters its season fearful that attendance will drop. The NBA recently took out a $200 million line of credit to help financially ailing teams. NASCAR sponsorships have disappeared and teams are shrinking. Milwaukee’s PGA tournament won’t have...
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Wednesday, March 25,2009

Defeat Tastes Almost Sweet

The Fairly Detached Observers

By Frank Clines & Art Kumbalek
The first week of the NCAA basketball tournament began well but ended sadly for local fans. Marquette beat Utah State, 58-57, but lost to Missouri, 83-79, despite a stirring second-half rally. Wisconsin upset Florida State in overtime, 61-59, but went cold against Xavier and lost, 60-49. Scanning the survivors in the...
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Wednesday, March 18,2009

March’s Mad Men

The Fairly Detached Observers

By Frank Clines & Art Kumbalek
And so it begins: three weekends of hysteria known as the NCAA basketball tournament, when players vie for glory and bracket scholars chase an economic stimulus package called the office pool. The Observers’ predictions, of course, are for entertainment purposes only. Artie: I think I filled out my bracket too quickly...
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Wednesday, March 11,2009

Not Steeped in the Classic

By Frank Clines & Art Kumbalek
Baseball was in the air when the Observers met on the balmy day that preceded the dreary weekend. With the major-league season a month away, fans had something besides spring training to focus on: the second World Baseball Classic, aimed at building the sport’s international appeal. The Observers have global...
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Wednesday, March 4,2009

Looking for Quality Minutes

The Fairly Detached Observers

By Frank Clines & Art Kumbalek
Crunch time is here in college basketball and it’s near—well, kind of getting near—in the NBA. That makes every game important for the Marquette Golden Eagles and Wisconsin Badgers, fighting for maximum advantage in the NCAA tournament, as well as the UWM Panthers and Milwaukee Bucks, fighting just to have...
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Friday, February 27,2009

The Young and the Brainless

The Fairly Detached Observers

By Frank Clines & Art Kumbalek
What a mess. Alex Rodriguez, baseball’s hope to succeed Hank Aaron as the unblemished home run king, instead joins Barry Bonds and others whose achievements will always be questioned. A-Rod’s admission of past steroid use—prompted by...
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Thursday, February 19,2009

Déjà Vu All Over Again

The Fairly Detached Observers

By Frank Clines & Art Kumbalek
Here we go again. Brett Favre has told the New York Jets he’s retired, just as he told the Packers a year ago. It didn’t stick then, and the Observers have their doubts now. Frank: That was pretty obvious of Favre, to re-retire the day after the Observers’ weekly deadline. As though that would keep us from sending a few...
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Thursday, February 12,2009

A Few Practice Swings

The Fairly Detached Observers

By Frank Clines & Art Kumbalek
Forget what groundhogs or weathermen say. Winter is gone thanks to the magic words of baseball: “Pitchers and catchers report.” The Brewers’ spring flingin’ starts this weekend. The Observers never stop flinging it. Artie: The Brew Crew was mighty thin in starting pitching before adding Braden Looper this week...
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Wednesday, February 4,2009

Eagles Fly, Badgers Burrow

The Fairly Detached Observers

By Frank Clines & Art Kumbalek
Six hours of Super Bowl pregame coverage. SIX HOURS! And that was just on NBC; four hours on ESPN put the TV gasbagging into double digits. The Observers pride themselves on never watching one second of such “maybe this, maybe that” silliness. As kickoff approached, the only blather they listened to was...
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Wednesday, January 28,2009

Umpire

Sports in Real Life

By Jim Cryns
I’ve spent the last few days in Daytona Beach, Florida. Yes, the weather has been great. Seventy degrees and sunny, but technically, I was working. During the past few weeks I’ve been working with umpires. Major League Baseball type umpires. First, an article with umpire legend and Milwaukee native, Bruce Froemming. This week, I’ve been at the Harry Wendelstedt Umpire School in Ormond Beach, Florida. Like you, I didn’t...
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Wednesday, January 28,2009

Plus and Minus Signs

The Fairly Detached Observers

By Frank Clines & Art Kumbalek
All great partnerships can benefit from occasional times of separation. And so can the Observers, or at least half of them. Frank: There’s been big football news since we last met, but I’ll need help with details. As you may have heard, I recently spent some time in California. Artie: Oh yeah, I got a clue from the dozen...
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Wednesday, January 21,2009

Buck Up: It’ll Take Time

The Fairly Detached Observers

By Frank Clines & Art Kumbalek
As improvement goes, it’s not as eye-catching as a breakaway slam-dunk. But the Milwaukee Bucks hit the season’s halfway mark playing close to .500 basketball, something they haven’t done over a full season in five years. A new coach (Scott Skiles), new players (Richard Jefferson, Luke Ridnour, Luc Mbah a Moute)...
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Monday, January 19,2009

Above the Rim?

Sports in Real Life

By Jim Cryns
For many years I’ve been daydreaming about sports. Not in your traditional “I wish I were Hank Aaron, or Tony Mandarich” kind of dreaming. In this wonderment I look at a sport and consider why some things aren’t different or more sporting. How could we make professional sports more interesting? What if we made golf balls out of something a little denser? How about filling the little orb with ball bearings or cement? Let’s see Tiger blast a chunk of concrete off the tee 300 yards...
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