Alongside the wheel
and the Snuggie, the Internet is one of mankind’s greatest inventions. Much
like the wheel varies from little red wagons to big red Ferraris, the Internet
service provider you choose can make a world of difference. You’ve selected
Time Warner Cable to feed your need for speed, with service up to 100 times
faster than dial-up. Since the complexities of computer technology can be
difficult to grasp, let’s put this in terms we all understand: Compared to Britney’s
exes, dial-up is Kevin Federline; Time Warner Cable is Justin Timberlake.
Enough said.
Time Warner Cable
1-800-627-2288
Runners-up:AT&T, CompuServe
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