Kind
of like going to the wedding of your second cousin once removed (or is it
twice-removed?), Tony n’ Tina’s Wedding
is good, dysfunctional family fun. It ran through April 20 at the Turner Hall
Ball.
The
scenario goes something like this:You’re seated at a table with a bunch of people you don’t know but with
whom you interact cordially, and before you know it the show begins.As wedding “guests,” the audience has a role
to play, too.Members of the wedding
party wander the crowd giving hugs, making small talk, and gossiping about
family secrets.This sets the tone for
the remainder of the production:some of
it is scripted, some not.
The
father of the groom, Anthony Nunzio Sr. (Mark Lonteen) shows up with his
bleach-blonde stripper girlfriend, Madeline Monroe (Amber Rae Halama).Her short gold lamé dress isn’t long enough
and her fishnet stockings are not opaque enough to cover her leopard-print
panties.
Sister
Albert Maria (Marilyn Reles), Tina’s cousin, tries to keep the matrimonial
ceremony close to God.Even when her
“gift of song” (a number entitled “Jesus is Just Alright”) for the happy couple
breaks into the chorus of “I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll,” she maintains her dedication
to the heavenly father by amending the lyrics to “put another dime in the
jukebox, Jesus.”
Tony
(Matt Saccomanno) and Tina (Laura Giannone) play the roles of the newly wedded
couple.Just after the two exchange
vows, “Another One Bites the Dust” is piped into the hall and guests toast with
their glasses of
The
wedding singer, Donny Dulce (Danny Prata), in his lime-green suit with tight
pants a la David Lee Roth (circa’80’s
Van Halen days), does a great job of entertaining the crowd, even without
removing his sunglasses.Ever.
The
cast includes actors who travel with the production as well as local
talent.The audience is treated to a
catered meal and there is a brawl between Tony and Michael (Tina’s ex who
crashes the wedding, played by Arturo Mesa), and the bouquet is done to the
tune of “Pretty Woman.”Dinner theater
arrives at a new level with this production.
DanBeavrDam
Mert
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