BEST HAPPY HOUR

Rascals
2311 N. Murray Ave.
224-7084

Some have postulated that the Loch Ness monster ate Jimmy Hoffa as a way to hide its affair with Bigfoot, long considered the Marilyn Monroe of hairy beasts—until they both met their tragic ends at the hands of JFK. The best place to discuss this and other ideas? Happy hour. The best place for happy hour in all of Milwaukee? Rascals. With two-for-one specials, bottomless mugs and other great deals for taps and rails, you’ll have plenty of fuel for that next great idea. (R.H.)

Runners-up: Bar Louie, Duke’s